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歪酷博客

如果白痴会飞,那我的公司简直是个机场。

所有的男人生来平等,结婚的除外。

咱们是否可以找个地方喝上一杯,交个朋友?或者说,还是我直接给把钱包给你?

我想,只要我再稍微具有一些谦虚的品质,我就是个完美的人了。

如果您需要咨询或建议,我们将免费提供;如果您需要正确的答案,请您另外付费。

过去,闹钟响的时候,我常常有把它拍了再继续睡的毛病,但是自从我在闹钟旁边放了三个老鼠夹之后,我的毛病就根除了。

如果说贝多芬是交响乐之父,那么是不是说贝多芬的父亲是交响乐之爷?

我做过很多愚蠢的事情,但是我毫不在乎,我的朋友把它叫做自信。

盲人协会真诚劝告您:千万不要酒后驾车。

我想我应该去减肥了,上次献血的时候,居然流出了一百毫升的猪油。

把俩条虫子做实验。威士忌里的那条死了,证明喝威士忌肚子里不长虫子。

我的创造力高得无法形容,我的工作能力强得无法形容,我的文字能力妙得无法形容。

假如计算机每重启一次,比尔盖茨都可以得到一元钱,那么他可要发了。

十年后,法院第二次判杀人犯死刑。

我假装为老板工作,老板假装付给我薪水。

我和妻子已经18个月没说话了,我没机会打断她。

有没有听过大猪说有,小猪说没有的故事?

我从来不看电视,我只不过是经常核对一下报纸上的电视节目有没有印错。

你的眼睛就象天上的明月,一只初一;一只十五。

你这个孩子怎么不懂事啊?舅舅正在这里,你怎么还会想到要去动物园看狗熊?

我的视力很差,比如说,看见那边墙上那颗图钉没有?你看得见吧,而我就看不见。

每天我都不断地刷新一项世界纪录--我在世界上已经生活的天数。

在因特网世界,你的女朋友可能是一位男性,而你的男朋友可能是一位女性,这很痛苦,但你得接受。

你的射击成绩真是太糟了,我要是你,我就立刻自杀,为以防万一你要多带一些子弹的。

如果你要和老虎比谁更能挨饿,那你赢定了。

我把电视遥控器别在腰上,作出一付买了新手机的样子。

只是有钱并不能让人幸福,所以我还偷些珠宝、邮票、手表什么的

生活真是没劲儿,上个月我的一个哥们儿向我借了4000块钱,说要去做一个整形手术,结果现在我完全不知道他变成什么模样了

抢劫者须知:本行职员只懂西班牙语,请您抢劫时一定要有耐心,最好携带翻译一名,谢谢!

你瞎了眼啊?这么大的盾牌你看不见,偏偏要把石头朝我脑袋上扔!

各位!今天是我太太30岁生日10周年纪念日!

钱输光了,家具也输光了,衣服也输光了,我现在出门像一个阿拉伯人.

我比较健忘,于是老婆常叮嘱我,说下雨天外出办事千万别拉了雨伞,所以家里现在已经有十把雨伞了.

除了一项,其余栏目填得都挺好,关系这一栏应该填岳母,而不应该填紧张。

爸爸今天打了我两次,第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单,第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。

悲剧好比是我不小心切掉了自己的小手指;喜剧好比是你不小心掉进了下水道。

争吵的时候,男人和女人的区别就像是步枪和机关枪的区别。

下面,我将公布史密斯先生的遗嘱,在公布遗嘱之前,我想满怀诚意地问一句,史密斯夫人,您是否愿意接受我的求婚?

别骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子,因为从遗传学的角度来讲,这对家长是不利的。

老婆,我不该用床单擦皮鞋,不过出差刚回来,一时半会儿还改不过来,我错了。

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记者:根据最近一项民意调查显示,国民对国内外时事的关心度很低,议员先生,您对此有何看法?议员:没有看法,我不关心

玛丽,如果你不答应嫁给我,我就立刻去自杀,这是我的一贯做法。

选择题:假如律师和政客同时掉进河里,请问你是去喝咖啡还是去看电影?

如果不是发生在我身上的话,那么这件事可真是太好笑了。

您想拥有一副好的牙齿吗?这里送给你三点经验:一、饭后漱口早晚刷牙;二、每两年去医院检查一次牙齿;三、少管闲事。

秀发去无踪,头屑更出众!

我们总是习惯性地认为脑子是人体最重要的器官,但是别忘了这个判断是谁做的.

在教堂听讲经的时候我们应该保持肃静,打扰别人睡觉是很不礼貌的。

这些不是破烂!是我收集的古董!当然,如果你不喜欢的话,你可以扔掉.

人工智能和天然愚蠢无爱猫扑.爱生活--因为我们主张纯天然.

一个人如果面对众人批评仍微笑自如,那么他很可能已经找到了替罪羊.

昨天我报名参加了一个减肥训练班,他们要我在训练时穿宽松衣服,岂有此理?如果还有宽松衣服,那我还来报名干嘛?

周杰伦JJ骨折--------双截棍

咬鹅(继“兔子急了也口交人”后,汉字结构之超级无敌至尊签名档!!!)

男A 悲怆道:“咱们学校还有处女吗?” 男B含泪道:“有,但在女生肚子里……”

2004年华人世界QQ上最精悍的骂人: A:USB! (翻译:U=YOU;**=傻*B,所以USB=你傻*B!) B:USB2.0!(翻译:2.0=2=two=too(音同),所以USB2.0=你傻*B , too!)

课堂上,我问外教“Japanese”这个词是怎么造出来的,外教起身拿起粉笔在黑板上写道: Japanese J unks(垃圾) A dults video(色*情电影) P rostitute(**子) A ss(蠢驴) N europathy(神经病) E vil(罪恶) S camp(流氓) E xcrement(大便)

清晨,金色的阳光照耀着大地。大学从床上爬起来,穿上裤子对我说:“你走,青春留下!”天啊,真不知道是我上了大学,还是大学上了我……

妈妈说:“这个世界上没有一个人值得你为他哭,唯一一个值得你为他哭的人却永远不会让你哭!”

MM回到寝室便趴在枕头上嚎啕大哭,姐妹们见状赶忙围上来问何事。她说刚才和GG“ML”,因为她处女膜长得*里,所以没破,结果GG以为她不纯,竟然提出要分手。姐妹们听完后你一言我一语地安慰她……孰料MM转过头,一抹哭得红彤彤的眼睛愤愤道:“*,他怎么不说自己那个短~!!!”(我晕~~~)

据说,有名的科学家死了都要上天堂。一天,他们闲着无聊开始捉迷藏,约定:猫猫找到躲起来的人后,如果能叫出他的名字,就算赢。轮到爱因斯坦做猫了,他数玩数后,发现牛顿很嚣张地站在他面前一块1米×1米的地砖上,拽拽地看着他,爱因斯坦连忙大叫:“牛顿,我找到你了!”牛顿却说:“你输了,我不是牛顿”;旁人也帮他作证说不是。爱因斯坦很郁闷,这时牛顿说:“我是牛顿?每平方米,现在也叫帕斯卡……”

我:最近学什么都没兴趣。 友:估计你是想学‘性趣’了。 我:倒~全是恐龙,何来性趣?班上有个女的,猛!超级背影杀手!从背后看,身材好,披肩长发,实有感觉;从侧面看,稍微有点失望;从正面看,*!把老子1岁吃的米羹都呕出来了,她的脸就像烤熟的地瓜,你使劲往地上摔稀烂,然后上去狠狠踩两脚,再在上面撒点芝麻…… 友:没那么夸张吧?关了灯都是一样的啊~~~ 我:我给你讲,绝对不可能!因为关灯前你就得被她的模样吓死!!! 友:关灯前带墨镜,关灯后再摘下来嘛~~~ 我:真正的恐龙关了灯都是夜光的!!!

i love three things: the sun,the moon and you; the sun for the day ; the moon for the night ; and you for ever .

有一天,我梦见自己在考试,结果醒来一看真的在考试……(我倒~~~)

交大官方简报,2004年秋季,华东师大大部分专业将正式搬迁闵行。这个消息已在交大学生中传得沸沸扬扬,一些被采访的大四男生纷纷为错失良机而深感惋惜,他们希望学弟学妹把握良机;另外一些大四男生说会考虑考研。一名不愿透露姓名的教务人员称,因为这一消息,今年的考研形势会愈发严峻,未来几年的考分也将会持续走高。低年级的交大男生已经开始摩拳擦掌,他们情绪十分高昂,一位男生对记者说:“这的确是个好消息,这一新鲜力量的注入会极大程度的释放本校男生的潜力,会带动新一轮的学术繁荣。”再看看华师大女生的看法:大多数女孩表示,校区搬到这么偏的地方多少会给生活带来不便,但那里的男生还是值得期待的;她们将会摆脱目前“粥多僧少”的尴尬局面,寻找到更灿烂美好的明天;一女生还对着摄像机哼起了小调“更多选择,更多欢笑,就在新校区!”华师大的男生对此消息似乎并无太大反响,多数男生表示此次搬迁不会给他们的大学生活带来压力;一些男生表示,整天被围在女生堆里并不像人们想象中的那样幸福。这一消息传出,交大女生似乎成了间接受害方,由于资源稀缺而引起的价位虚高将会被无情的打破,她们不得不开始考虑对男友好一些了。总之,搬迁计划已经开始引起反应,这将带来一系列的涟漪效应,本报将对此事做全面的追踪报道和进一步深入分析。

波涛汹涌,奶尽天下寒士;私处激荡,爽歪世上寡人!

女生罩杯的英文含义: A 是airport B 是barely there C 是can do D 是damn good E 是extensive F 是fantasy~

很多人都问我为何这么有品味?其实我哪里有什么秘诀呢,我只是把别人学习的时间都花在了喝咖啡上。

导师:医学上把痛分为12级。第1级是被蚊子叮咬时的痛,第12级,也就是最痛的一级是分娩时的痛苦。 学生:那有没有第13级的痛? 导师:笨,那不就分娩时被蚊子叮到了嘛!

Oh , John . Don’t Stop touching me. Oh , John . Don’t Stop touching. Oh , John . Don’t Stop. Oh , John . Don’t. Oh , John. Oh Oh , John. Oh , John . Don’t. Oh , John . Don’t stop. Oh , John . Don’t stop touching. Oh , John . Don’t stop touching me.

香荷碧水动风凉,水动风凉夏日长。长日夏凉风动水,凉风动水碧荷香。

生日派对上大家分蛋糕,蛋糕一块上有个“生”字,另一块上有个“日”字,碰巧还有一男一女没有分到。这时,只听男孩对女孩说:“我负责‘日’,你负责‘生’……”

网络就象是监狱,本来偷了个钱包进去的,出来以后杀人放火全会了。

校长说:“大学里谈恋爱那是给别人养老婆。” 老师听后说:“要知道,你们以后的老婆这时候也正被别人养着。” 所以,我现在不想找老婆!!@_@

世界上的每一个人都是被上帝咬过一口的苹果,都是有缺陷的人。有的人缺陷比较大,是因为上帝特别偏爱他的芬芳。(大家仔细品品)

女人不喜欢郭靖却喜欢杨康,但到最后都被很像杨康的欧阳克弄到手,她们的下场就是要么变成了李莫愁,要么就变成韦春花。

某鲜花店的广告:今日本店的玫瑰售价最为低廉,甚至可以买几朵送给太太。

我不是随便的人!但随便起来就不是人!

关于丁字裤:以前,脱下内裤看屁股;现在,拔开屁股看内裤……

走别人的路,让别人无路可走!

我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,而我却找不到出路.

聽說女人如衣服,兄弟如手足。回想起來,我竟然七手八腳的裸奔了19年!

“什么叫乐观派的人?”“这个……就像茶壶一样,屁股都烧得红红的,他还有心情吹口哨!”

宁愿相信世间有鬼,也不相信男人那张嘴!

所谓长大,就是你知道那是什么事,所谓成熟,就是你知道后故意说不知道。

知道看人背后的,是智者和唯美主义者,知道背后看人的,是奸雄。

胆小的伪君子把白的说成灰的;胆大的伪君子把黑的说成灰的,颠倒黑白最成功的不是颠倒黑白,而是没有了黑白。

铁杵能磨成针,但木杵只能磨成牙签,材料不对,再努力也没用。

小便后忘记拉上拉链,你就是中年人了;小便后忘记拉下拉链,你就是老年人了。

怎么维持身材呢?暴饮暴食。

学问之美,在于使人一头雾水;诗歌之美,在于煽动男女出轨;女人之美,在于蠢得无怨无悔;男人之美,在于说得白日见鬼。

你唱歌绝对不会把狼引来,真的——你只会把狼吓跑。

如果你恨一个男人,就把他的女人揍成李宇春,让他无法享受上半身的快乐,如果你狠一个女人,就把她的男人揍成李宇春,让她无法享受下半身的快乐。

他的刀是冷的,剑是冷的,心是凉的,血是冷的,靠,这人不死了吗?

真的不想再做了——因为铁杵已经磨成了“绣花针”了。

妈妈教小孩子小便,一拉链、二掏出、三往后拉、四尿尿、五往前推、六放回进去,七拉链。小男孩长大了!有一天她妈妈在外面听到他在里面喊“三、五;三、五”。5555555555555555555555

人生不能像做菜、把所有的料都准备好才下锅。

低头要有勇气,抬头要有低气。

不怕被人利用,就怕你没用。

只知刚的人,难免会被折断;只有柔的人,到头来终是懦夫。

我不在乎你有没有钱,我只在乎你有没有钱途。

积累久了,可能的导致爆发;而爆发久了,都可能导致崩溃。

再难再苦,就当自己是二百五,再难再险,就当自己是二皮脸。

炮轰的脑袋还梳个雷劈的逢。

我不会讲话,一见人多就结结巴巴,像羊拉屎一样,不合你的胃口请多多包涵。

我身为和尚,我的任务是把爱分给众生。

到了山顶才发现,错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步的距离。

不蒸馒头争口气行吗?

我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢?那是你口重;我过的桥比你走的路还多呢?那是你懒的动。

乐观者在灾祸中看到机会,悲观者在机会中看到灾祸。

落花的男人

Bloomy Sunday

如果你想要什么东西的话
你必须付出一定的努力
但并不是每个人都需要同样的努力
而且不是每个人都有资格努力
————《钢之炼金术师》

这不是命运
但比命运更加戏弄人
————以欲飞天

孙悟空发现自己的躯体与四肢,原来是那么敏感和柔弱。
敖广道:“我处江湖之远,还要思什么?倘若要我先天下之忧而忧,不如先天下之醉而醉,无爱即无忧,酒浇块垒喝断愁肠!”
敖广道:“怎么就走不下去了呢?真是的。说酒是穿肠的毒药,其实记忆才是呢。”
敖广:“满眼生涯千顷浪,不醉又怎样?”
敖广:“没有根,开不出花,花落盈杯,还是喝了吧。”
敖广:“蝴蝶飞不过沧海。
         你一生就是一片雪花,在太阳下的一瞬间。
         哈,他们说话像唱歌一样!”
杨戬:“酒喝多了,心肠就软了,拿兵刃的手会抖。”
故事如此,故人却不知今宵酒醒何处。
————《西天》by 紫霞

神的旨意有着强大的力量,
它带给善良的人们以希望,
带给邪恶的人们——欲望。
————《天王》

神话固然都是杜撰与虚构的,但却是人类时间序列中现实生活经验的浓缩与真相,它以民族集体记忆的方式保存下来。
————记不清了

中国不会成为超级大国,因为“中国出口的是电视机而不是思想观念”。
————英国前首相撒切尔夫人

如果你要是打理得好一点,她会说你是花花公子,穿得破一点,那你就是装酷;
如果你吃醋,她会说你小气,可是如果你不吃醋,她又会认为你根本不在乎她;
如果你对她调情,她会认为你下流,但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她又会觉得你不浪漫;
你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等得腰酸背痛,要是她自己晚了几个钟头,她认为是理所当然的;
你若是瞅一眼某个女人,她会指责你滥情,如果是别的男人瞪着她看,她会说自己有魅力;
如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度,可是如果你不亲她,那你就不是个男人;
如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承,但要是你不赞美她,那你就死路一条了;
如果你对她的话完全同意,那你就是没主见,要是你反对,那就表示你弱智;
假如你浪漫一点,那你就一定是情场老手,如果不是,那你根本还不够十八岁;
如果你经常去看望她,她会觉得你烦腻,但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你玩弄她的感情。
唉,女人你到底是什么东西?
————叔本华《生存空虚说》

女人该嫁人还是养条狗?
假如你需要忠诚,狗可以做到;
假如你需要体贴,有求于你的人会蜂拥而至;
假如你需要真心,你有爱你永远的父母;
假如你需要纵欲,震动器由你做主;
假如你需要拥抱,毛绒玩具很温暖;
假如你需要理解,交心的闺中密友有情有义;
假如你需要长久,你还有自己……
————网络名言

男人分两截,上半截和下半截。
上半截是修养,下半截是本质。
女人真的爱上一个男人是被他的下半截打动了,而不是上半截。
但是大部分女人对男人的下半截有一种恐惧感,他们对男人下半截的暴露不感兴趣,而只是求上半截体面就可以了。
男人的上半截和下半截往往不是一回事……
————姜东《男腔女调》

We all have this secret terrible cave in our hearts.
The more we want to escape it, the deeper we trap ourself inside of it.
在我们内心之中,每个人都有个恐惧的深渊
我们越想逃离,却使我们自己越陷越深
————CSI(犯罪现场实录)


小飞 @ 2007-01-26 12:21

由于家里的网络很差所以很长时间都没有来这里发东西了,今天凑巧在学校,就发出一首歌来纪念一下吧。
这段时间也有创作,不过,都在家里的电脑上。
新的网线已经签好,2月6号就安装了,到时会把那几篇整理出来。
Andy,
于NUS,Science Library


歌曲:天下大同
歌手:莫文蔚

有人在三更半夜寂寞中等待中
有人在光天化日玩乐中荒淫中
有人在天下太平失恋中失落中
有人在末日无趣游戏中快乐中
你是否一位观众看着他们有用没用
你是否一位观众看着他们有种没种
有人在花季年龄穿越中高潮中
有人在妥协岁月得到中低调中
有人在患得患失求学中尝试中
哪一位才是英雄
也许这些人们都过程不同目标相同
也许我们就在其中
也许都分别不大心情不同天下大同
也许他们都是儿童
一闪一闪小小星星晃动星光的朦胧
星光朦胧千山万水正好装饰你的梦
你的眼睛正好装饰你的星球上的
成千上万黑色眼珠正在交互地转动
啦~~
有人在地铁车站寻找中荒废中
有人在人行道上前进中命运中
有人在厨房中央麻木中烧菜中
有人在睡房边缘吵骂中冲突中
你看人家的时候跟看自己有何不同
有时候会不会心痛



 
小飞 @ 2006-10-24 02:53

主题: 黑色星期天

是的,黑色星期天。相信很多人都已经听过这首歌吧。
浓浓忧郁的情调柔和在轻轻的钢琴曲里,我想没有比这个更让人觉得忧郁的了。再加上这次选取的歌曲的前部分的诡异,还有后半部分如死亡前曙光的欢快,的确让我觉得传说似乎是真的。

先不说别的,听完这首歌再叙吧……


其实所有的关于gloomy sunday的流言起源于最初引进这首歌进美国时的一场歌曲秀。其中传言听到这首歌的绝望的情侣会当场冲出最近的窗户而自杀。
说实话,第一次听完这首歌的时候,心里并没有什么,然而一遍遍重复的旋律和诡异的引诱,我确实感觉到了似乎死亡是最方便的解脱。如果又有以前人们听过歌曲后自杀的传闻,心里就有了一份安慰,或者怎么讲,既然别人也自杀了,那么我这么做就不算不正常,这么做就算对了,不过真的是这样的么?
接下来看一看我在网络上用google搜索到的一些东西吧。

1。这是从wikipedia查到的。

Gloomy Sunday

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"Gloomy Sunday" (from Hungarian "Szomorú Vasárnap", IPA: ['sɒmɒɾuː 'vɐʃaɾnɐp]) is a song written by the Hungarian self-taught pianist and composer Rezső Seress in 1933. According to urban legend, it inspired hundreds of suicides. According to record publicists when the song was first marketed in America, it became known as the "Hungarian suicide song". There is no substantiation for such claims of suicides, nor is it even documented where any such allegations appear in legitimate press coverage or other publications of the time. This urban legend appears to have been originally generated as a marketing gimmick by song pluggers, and, in more recent years the legend has been greatly furthered by internet exposure. However, Rezso Seress did jump to his death from a Budapest building in 1968.

The codifying of the urban legend appears in an article attributed to "D.P. MacDonald" and titled "Overture to Death", the text of which has been reproduced and disseminated countless times online. According to the website of Phespirit: "This article was stolen without permission from the 'JUSTIN AND ANJI' web site; it was originally published to augment their now defunct 'Gloomy Sunday Radio Show'. In the introduction they say:

This message was forwarded to us by a visitor to our web site. There is some good historical information on the song intermixed with some information of more dubious repute. The accounts begin to take on the feel of a satiric e-mail chain letter after a while, but then, sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction. The story does read a little bit like the script of a segment from Strange Universe! So take this with a grain of salt ..... The text was [supposedly] quoted from the Cincinatti (sic) Journal of Ceremonial Magick, vol I, no I, printed in 1976."

Numerous versions of the song have been recorded and released unaccompanied by suicides. Phil Elwood, writing in JazzWest.com, chronicles "Gloomy Sunday" in American recording history. Elwood, a long-time jazz critic, cites the following words of Michael Brooks, taken from Brooks' program notes accompanying the 10-CD set, "Lady Day" - the Complete Billie Holiday on Columbia, 1933-1944:

"‘Gloomy Sunday’ reached America in 1936 and, thanks to a brilliant publicity campaign, became known as ‘The Hungarian Suicide Song’. Supposedly after hearing it, distraught lovers were hypnotized into heading straight out of the nearest open window, in much the same fashion as investors after October, 1929; both stories are largely urban myths."

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloomy_Sunday

2。接下来的是我从gloomy sunday官方网站上摘录的。

一点点历史:

g l o o m y   s u n d a y

t h e   s u i c i d e   s o n g

Gloomy Sunday - the notorious 'Hungarian Suicide Song' - was written in 1933. Its melody and original lyrics were the creation of Rezsô Seress, a self-taught pianist and composer born in Hungary in 1899.

The crushing hopelessness and bitter despair which characterised the two stanza penned by Seress were superseded by the more mournful, melancholic verses of Hungarian poet László Jávor.

When the song came to public attention it quickly earned its reputation as a 'suicide song'. Reports from Hungary alleged individuals had taken their lives after listening to the haunting melody, or that the lyrics had been left with their last letters.

The lyricists Sam M. Lewis and Desmond Carter each penned an English translatation of the song. It was Lewis's version, first recorded by Hal Kemp and his Orchestra, with Bob Allen on vocals (1936), that was to become the most widely covered.

The popularity of Gloomy Sunday increased greatly through its interpretation by Billie Holiday (1941). In an attempt to alleviate the pessemistic tone a third stanza was added to this version, giving the song a dreamy twist, yet still the suicide reputation remained. Gloomy Sunday was banned from the playlists of major radio broadcasters around the world. The B.B.C. deemed it too depressing for the airwaves.

Despite all such bans, Gloomy Sunday continued to be recorded and sold.

People continued to buy the recordings; some committed suicide.

Rezsô Seress jumped to his death from his flat in 1968. 


匈牙利语歌词,我不确定歪酷是否可以发布西欧字符……

r e z s ô   s e r e s s   l y r i c s

Ôsz van és peregnek a sárgult levelek
Meghalt a földön az emberi szeretet
Bánatos könnyekkel zokog az öszi szél
Szívem már új tavaszt nem vár és nem remél
Hiába sírok és hiába szenvedek
Szívtelen rosszak és kapzsik az emberek...

Meghalt a szeretet!

Vége a világnak, vége a reménynek
Városok pusztulnak, srapnelek zenélnek
Emberek vérétôl piros a tarka rét
Halottak fekszenek az úton szerteszét
Még egyszer elmondom csendben az imámat:
Uram, az emberek gyarlók és hibáznak...

Vége a világnak!


 

LITERAL ENGLISH TRANSLATION:

It is autumn and the leaves are falling
All love has died on earth
The wind is weeping with sorrowful tears
My heart will never hope for a new spring again
My tears and my sorrows are all in vain
People are heartless, greedy and wicked...

Love has died!

The world has come to its end, hope has ceased to have a meaning
Cities are being wiped out, shrapnel is making music
Meadows are coloured red with human blood
There are dead people on the streets everywhere
I will say another quiet prayer:
People are sinners, Lord, they make mistakes...

The world has ended!

source: http://www.phespirit.info/gloomysunday/lyrics_seress.htm

3。据资料显示,后来两个人又重写了歌词,将歌曲变得更加忧郁了。这次链接的歌曲就是第一首歌词。

s a m   m   l e w i s   l y r i c s

Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows I live with are numberless
Little white flowers will never awaken you
Not where the black coach of sorrow has taken you
Angels have no thought of ever returning you
Would they be angry if I thought of joining you?

Gloomy Sunday

Gloomy is Sunday, with shadows I spend it all
My heart and I have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be candles and prayers that are sad I know
Let them not weep let them know that I'm glad to go
Death is no dream for in death I'm caressing you
With the last breath of my soul I'll be blessing you

Gloomy Sunday

Dreaming, I was only dreaming
I wake and I find you asleep in the deep of my heart, here
Darling, I hope that my dream never haunted you
My heart is telling you how much I wanted you

Gloomy Sunday

d e s m o n d   c a r t e r   l y r i c s

Sadly one Sunday I waited and waited
With flowers in my arms for the dream I'd created
I waited 'til dreams, like my heart, were all broken
The flowers were all dead and the words were unspoken
The grief that I knew was beyond all consoling
The beat of my heart was a bell that was tolling

Saddest of Sundays

Then came a Sunday when you came to find me
They bore me to church and I left you behind me
My eyes could not see one I wanted to love me
The earth and the flowers are forever above me
The bell tolled for me and the wind whispered, "Never!"
But you I have loved and I bless you forever

Last of all Sundays


可以看出这与原来的歌词有多大的差距,可以说,后来的歌词更像是为了贴近那个传说。

4。从我的观点来看,据说才不过百多人听过这首歌后自杀了,即使这是真的,也不足以证明这首歌的诞生是给人们以终结。从统计学的角度来讲,听过这首歌的人不下百万,自杀的人不到百分之一,比统计学上的认定的百分之五还要少,也就是说,根本不代表什么。综合我前面分析过的自我感觉,自杀趋向于流言和心理学的把戏。
但仅就自杀而言,并不是什么自古第一遭的事情。海子自杀了,顾成自杀了,之前的还有很多。自古选择自我了解生命的人何止百千。记忆中是海子还是顾成说过,一个诗人的最终结果只有自杀。这或者是一个台湾文学评论家说的,我记不清了。



总而言之,一首歌而已,没什么诡异的力量隐藏在其背后。就算有,也是隐藏在每个人心中的那点点淡淡的绝望。
继续放纵一会儿自己在这忧郁的歌曲中吧。



 
小飞 @ 2006-10-16 00:23

主题: 摘录网友所传咏乳诗词及其他数首,大家笑笑就行了

沁※园※春
 
(咏 乳)
 
隐约兰胸,
菽发初匀,
脂凝暗香。
似罗罗翠叶,
新垂桐子;
盈盈紫药,
乍辟莲房。
窦小含泉,
花翻带露,
两巫峰最断肠。
添惆怅,
有纤□一抹,①
即是红墙。
 
偷将碧玉形相,
怪瓜字初分蓄意藏。
把朱栏倚遍,
横分半截;
琼箫吹彻,
界在中央。
量取刀圭,
调成药里,
宁断娇儿不断郎。
风流句,
让屯田柳七,
曾赋酥娘。
 
①□:衤圭(gui4,女上衣)
 
**********************************
 
一※痕※沙
 
(美人乳)
 
镇日昏昏如醉,
斜倚桃笙慵睡。
乍起领环松,
露酥胸。
小簇双峰莹腻,
玉手自家摩戏,
欲扣又还停,
尽憨生。
 
**********************************
 
减字木兰花
* * * * * *
 
(美人乳)
 
珠圆玉腻,
白似轻霜柔似絮。
偶折花枝,
月映轻绡似见之。
 
鸡头新剥,
不辨味如酥与酪。
痴绝书呆,
消受温柔妒小孩。
 
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
 
咏角先生诗集锦
 
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
 
七律 角招八章
 
(宫 女)
 
红叶何心入御沟,御沟春水易成秋。
截将凤□难为弄,湿透鸾巾自相揉。 □[王官]
一曲郎当愁夜雨,三分君宠替风流。
帐中幸有神针在,直合长门誓白头。
 
(女 尼)
 
悔削青丝事梵王,更无禅悦证瑶光。①
木鱼敲误羞难掩,雏鹊飞来喜欲狂。
背佛偷怜残烛短,瞒师潜纳戒衣香。
累君也向空门隐,了却风流梦一场。
 
【楼主注】瑶光原作“谣光”,不解。查《辞源》“瑶光”条,知“谣”应作
“瑶”,合尼姑思凡意也。典出《洛阳伽蓝记》“瑶光寺”:北魏洛阳的一座
著名佛寺,寺高五十丈,有尼房五百余间。倚蔬连亘,户墉相通,珍木香草,
不可胜言。尔朱兆叛乱,入洛阳,男子怕抓夫扮作女装,瑶光寺的尼姑却争相
找大兵,故当时人曰:“洛阳男儿急作髻,瑶光寺尼夺为婿”。
 
(像 姑)①
 
拔棘无人逐子都,角星幽拜雨云孤。
自翻玉树飞花曲,私演琼楼捣药图。
毕竟痴龙珍尺木,可怜狡兔恋枯株。
美他绣被能专宠,亡国风流几大夫。
 
【楼主注】像姑:清代北方称男妓为像姑。
 
(养 媳)
 
为郎憔悴却羞郎,省识春风别样狂。
邱嫂眼尖佯不管,小姑情渴狱教尝。
解嘲终胜猫偷饭,匿笑真成鼠运姜。
待到月圆心转苦,守宫红退怯花房。
 
(老 妓)
 
春风秋月兴都兰,独向空房种合欢。
得汝翻教充面首,阅人从未托心肝。
缠头锦旧牵肠痛,裹梦衿寒触手寒。
雁柱不堪呜咽奏,断云零雨小长干。
 
(处 子)
 
隔着银河鹊梦温,□梅情苦怨天孙。 □[扌票]
摧花声急羞桴点,剖璞心虚怯凿痕。
无可奈何权作嫁,不成真个也消魂。
生愁阿母投梭起,夜夜兰闺独掩门。
 
(石 女)
 
便欲留髡可奈何,槎通碧海绝情波。
丸泥已足封函谷,鸟角居然老涧河。
钻穴偷窥浑不似,渡泸深入恐无多。
石门若个能偕隐,难得先生几度过。
 
(阴阳人)
 
混沌初开太极图,雌雄端底不知鸟。
钻营翻笑奇男子,□阖终怜小丈夫。 □[扌卑]
之子难赓桃实有,半儿能谱竹箫无。
一身婴□分明合,□□空烧炼乐炉。
[女它] [木骨][木出]
 
七律 角先生(四首)
 
(其 一)
人伦代表数林宗,作椽筹帏事毋同。
强项居然同豸触,虚心原自逊犀同。
岸巾穿屋成干雀,尺木升天好假龙。
道貌俨然终伪学,不言温室退从容。
 
(其 二)
总发英贤是旧交,纤葱消乏不须劳。
□来玉杵思何巧,关到桐轮气也豪。 □[扌寿]
挥洒情形同握管,沉酣风味胜持螯。
从今可废工垂指,那羡麻姑痒处搔。
 
(其 三)
峥嵘枪冒露头时,饥设藤津自一奇。
蛮触交争原战士,羚羊偶挂亦禅师。
弓招实现杯蛇影,枕荐虚摹鹬蚌姿。
锐钝算来知几度,玉人勾股费推移。①
 
(其 四)
霜天晓奏一声声,人事周旋亦有情。
棱为常摸皆好好,竽因滥用总平平。
汾阳不惜轻来去,□里多惭误姓名。 □用上加一丿。
床第功劳自隗始,紫袍事底号儒生。
 
沁※园※春
 
(咏 乳)
 
隐约兰胸,
菽发初匀,
脂凝暗香。
似罗罗翠叶,
新垂桐子;
盈盈紫药,
乍辟莲房。
窦小含泉,
花翻带露,
两巫峰最断肠。
添惆怅,
有纤□一抹,①
即是红墙。
 
偷将碧玉形相,
怪瓜字初分蓄意藏。
把朱栏倚遍,
横分半截;
琼箫吹彻,
界在中央。
量取刀圭,
调成药里,
宁断娇儿不断郎。
风流句,
让屯田柳七,
曾赋酥娘。


 
小飞 @ 2006-10-02 21:22

a very nice G-unit Remix,  by 50 CENT
I am sorry that I can't find it using baidu or upload it. Maybe you can try again.

(Chorus)
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
(Repeat)

(Verse 1)
Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
I spit a little G man, and my game got her
A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada
Them trick niggas in her ear saying they think about her
I got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me cause I'm from New York
I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see
You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
I'm bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you fucking with me, I'm a P-I-M-P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy
Head full of hair, bitch I'm a P-I-M-P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to be with a P-I-M-P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV
From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P
Girl we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all
We could really splurge girl, and tear up the mall
If ever you needed someone, I'm the one you should call
I'll be there to pick you up, if ever you should fall
If you got problems, I can solve'em, they big or they small
That other nigga you be with ain't bout shit
I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, BITCH

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
I told you fools before, I stay with the tools
I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels
I holla at a hoe til I got a bitch confused
She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes
I'm shopping for chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper
Man this hoe you can have her, when I'm done I ain't gon keep her
Man, bitches come and go, every nigga pimpin know
You saying it's secret, but you ain't gotta keep it on the low
Bitch choose with me, I'll have you stripping in the street
Put my other hoes down, you get your ass beat
Now Nik my bottom bitch, she always come up with my bread
The last nigga she was with put stitches in her head
Get your hoe out of pocket, I'll put a charge on a bitch
Cause I need 4 TVs and AMGs for the six
Hoe make a pimp rich, I ain't paying bitch
Catch a date, suck a dick, shiiit, TRICK

(Chorus)

Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there's no b'ness like show b'ness
In the hood they say, there's no b'ness like hoe b'ness ya know
They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster
I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, BITCH


 
小飞 @ 2006-10-01 16:59

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Please Don't Save Me From Myself


Everybody is trying to save us from ourselves. 

It's not only government with their helmet and seat belt laws, but all of the manufacturers, too.  And sometimes they overdo it, like salad greens in tough plastic bags permanently sealed for freshness.  Or medicine bottles that are child proof as well as elderly proof.  They believe they are doing us a favor by designing things for idiots.  My answer is, don't do me any favors. 

I know what you're going to say, the manufacturers don't want to get sued.  But some of their built-in safety features are down right annoying.

Take the beepers in our automobiles… please.  They squawk like dumb birds if you leave your keys in the ignition, or the headlights on, or if you haven't buckled up, or the door is open, or who knows what.  What's odd is that my car is strangely mute when I try to drive with the emergency brake on. 

I endure those idiot sounds in my car because often the warnings are helpful (and, frankly, because I don't know how to disconnect the noise maker.)  But sometimes I want to leave the keys in the ignition with the door open, like when I have to retrieve the parking lot ticket I dropped.  Or I don't want my seat belt on while driving through the cemetery.  Or maybe I want to leave the headlights on because… well, just because I want to.  So why can't they give us a "shut up already" button?

I once had a VCR that was very thoughtfully designed.  For example, it was smart enough to pluck the time off some channel to set its own clock.  Another thing it did was it wouldn't let you do anything to it while it was recording.  But one time I realized I was taping the wrong channel and wanted to stop it.  I tried every option, pushed every button, but it still kept taping.  I couldn't even turn it off.  So I pulled the plug, and indeed it stopped.  But when I plugged it back in, like some single minded soldier, it devotedly started to record again. 

My daughter has a marvelous camera that doesn't allow her to take a picture if the focus and lighting aren't just right.  That's fine, except when her nine month old baby took her first steps in bad lighting.  Why not a "take it anyway" button?  This same camera, with its impeccable requirements for quality pictures, on one occasion let her click a dozen prize winning photos without telling her that there was no film in it.

Even elevator buttons seemed to be designed to protect us from something—like changing our minds.  They work fine most of the time.  But why didn't anybody at the elevator company ever think somebody might want to undo a button.  Didn't they ever push a wrong button?  Why must I stop at the fifth floor when I'm the only one in the car and am headed for eight?  Why can't I undo all the floors some little twerp pushed just as he ran out of the elevator?

If manufacturers are afraid of being sued how come they still make round door knobs?  Think about this--you're at home putting on hand lotion or washing your hands, or greasing a cake pan.  All of sudden a smoke alarm goes off and you race to the front door and discover round is pretty but not useable.  Same is true in public buildings.  You can't get into the stair well if you have sweating palms.  Lever type handles should be the standard.  Not only are they safer but when your arms are full, you can actually open the door with an elbow, or a nose, or some other body part.

But I digress.  We're talking safety features that lock us out of individual choices.  Like gasoline mowers that have a cutoff bar that must be constantly grasped to operate.  Or power saws that have a double button for start up.  What if you can’t squeeze two buttons because of a prior power saw accident?

Take the newer shower facets that have temperature protection.  The engineers assumed that there would never be an occasion when anybody would want scolding water coming out of the shower head.  Well, I say if I want to create a steam filled bathroom, it should be my choice.

Copyright 2003 by Jim Wegryn, jim@jimwegryn.com

Jim Wegryn, Please Don't Save Me From Myself, 2003, http://www.jimwegryn.com/
retrieved from http://www.jimwegryn.com/Essays/Designing%20Stuff.htm on Oct 1st, 2006.



 
小飞 @ 2006-09-26 02:57

主题:   身世浮沉 呜呼快哉

不是不想睡,而是,有时候人总有各种各样的压力。对于此,我最喜欢尽量少去考虑,其实是自己的不对。我爱乱想,想多了却易误了正事。我讲的不是异想天开,更多的是“乱”。根性既扰,弗静。
也曾想过回国静一静,但是因为众多原因这成了最次的考虑,而且,我也没有时间等到放寒假。我想过了许多方法,比如只身去偏僻的地方,海边,或者静静的呆在家里不出去一段时间。可是这只是方式而已,根本无关紧要的东西,就像是我深恶痛绝的借口。我不喜欢我父母亲常用的借口,也更加害怕自己会像他们一样养成用借口的习惯,那是非常可怕的。
从质变的角度来讲,我曾经如我所期待过,后来生活让我将自己撕碎,这是个奇迹;那么我再站起来同样昂首挺胸也是一个奇迹,人们叫浪子回头。我不是一个浪子,有着许许多多牵扯不清的情愿,所以这更是一个奇迹。但假使我这个中的堕落只是自己一时的借口,那么,我要做的也就不是奇迹;但是,这就意味着我必须找出让我曾经做出那样决定的原因并战胜之。难处是我根本不记得,或者说,我忘记了。再有的一个问题就是,我这样算对,还是那样算对呢?我并不是没有是非观念的一个人,只不过这个世上可以分得清是非曲直的事情太少,于是分清是非曲直就成了自找麻烦。我不想找麻烦,但总有麻烦找我。
想着要振奋精神不是一两年了,我从2005年初就开始说了。絮絮叨叨说了一年有九个月。如今二十岁大寿将至,也是自己定的大限将至。浮沉论世,该定夺一下了。
可恨的是年纪太小,论世也是笑料;浮沉倒是该掂量掂量。一生若是没有做过乞丐,没有做过呼风唤雨的人物,估计也是白活。可是要尝尽人间百味,我一未曾升天,二未曾触底,如何尝?想了这许多花开花落,发现还是人往高处走,水往低处流来的容易。
若有人看了我如斯烦扰,肯定会笑掉牙床,我晓得的,呵呵,大家都是一样被生活玩耍。
麻烦很快就会来的,生活嘛。


 
小飞 @ 2006-09-24 14:33

主题:推荐 姜东《男腔女调



    你将永远爱我,绝对地爱,爱我胜过一切,你会为我做任何事情吗?

    是……

    你是一个仅仅为我而生活的男人,为了懂得如何爱我……

    是……是……

    你带过别的女人来这里吗?

    ……

    如果你没有带来过,你是一个毫无价值的男人。

    带来过……一些……

    于是那个男人便挨了女人不折不扣的一记春雷乍响的耳光:你就是这样等我的吗? 

这只是书中一小点笑料而已,被我当作引子来向大家推荐这本书。(http://lz.book.sohu.com/serialize.php?id=5342
书中言辞不算犀利,倒更多像是茶余饭后只言片语,全当是牢骚一堆,让人笑过完事,千万不可认真的说。



 
小飞 @ 2006-09-20 03:23

哈哈哈,又是生日哦,老婆买了一块手表,很漂亮的,嘿嘿,贴出来大家看看哦 




哈哈,喜欢就是喜欢~~~~~~~~~~